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Monday, December 15, 2008

12 Days of Christmas Wallace style

December is traditionally a month I take off to exhale, but by the middle part I'm starting to get silly and slightly bored.

So to halt this progression, my hubby and I turned songwriter last night. Great way to flex the old creativity muscles. :-)

We started with a traditional carol we'd just seen in lights during the Magical Nights of Lights. I'm sharing it with you now for your laughing pleasure...

If you see fit to discourage me from further songwriting, please pray for more books to write. LOL

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, an iPod under the tree (hint hint again honey)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three obedient children, two Wii games, and an iPod under the tree

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five gold earrings...

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven days at the beach, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight boxes of Godiva chocolate, seven days at the beach, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree


On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine full hours of sleep, eight boxes of Godiva chocolate, seven days at the beach, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten months of stress-free schooling, nine full hours of sleep, eight boxes of Godiva chocolate, seven days at the beach, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree


On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven new novels, ten months of stress-free schooling, nine full hours of sleep, eight boxes of Godiva chocolate, seven days at the beach, six new table settings,
five gold earrings,
a year of four-day weekends, three obedient children, two Wii games and an iPod under the tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love was beyond broke so he ended with a cool sparkly candle and prayed for world peace

And, honey, just so you know.... an iPod and obedient children will be just fine! :-)

I know there are plenty of creative types out there in blog land... so share your 12 days of Christmas for your home!
Merry Christmas y'all!

3 comments:

Leigh said...

This is too cute! So where can my true love buy me the 9 hours of sleep? And would those all be on one glorious night with no interruptions by little ones? :-) That's a gift like the MasterCard commercials ... priceless!

Merry Christmas!
Leigh DeLozier

Amy Wallace said...

Hey, Leigh!

Thanks for your sweet comment! I have no idea really where you can buy 9 hours of sleep... but I do know my superman hubby has figured out how to keep our three quiet while they get ready in the mornings so I can actually get another hour or so of snoozing.

Of course, this only happens when I'm sick or on Mother's Day. ;-) But I'll take it.

Amy Wallace said...

By way of an update... I did receive that iPod I've been dreaming of. ;-)

The three obedient children... well, we're still working on that. :-)

 
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